sick as a dog

can’t decide which is worse -

visiting the throne 5 times in a span of 3 hours till u have a sorer than sore asshole

or

throwing up every single freaking thing that went through your esophagus

i had the latter. it was a hellish early morning.

can’t remember when was the last time i feel this sick. probably last year or something.

so bad i actually wished i was dead (after 2 seconds i took it back of course)

is this akin to the morning sickness that mothers to be experience during pregnancy? i don’t know but if it is, someone had better come up with something that will take away all the throwing up or i will never have kids. i was already screaming blue murder in the first 3 hours of throwing up, imagine 3 months of that.

after a jab by the doc and a whole load of pills, i’m feeling much better and wondering if i should go kaypo at the sales tomr.

one thing for sure, i will never look at macaroni and cheese the same way again.

reallybites on November 22nd 2007 in Life

3 Responses to “sick as a dog”

  1. Bryan responded on 23 Nov 2007 at 9:57 pm #

    Where did you buy the cheese from?

    I lao sai until legs shake after I took the bolognese at Northern Beach Cafe few months ago!

    rb : coldstorage haha. nothing to do with the food la. si meh. whoa i thought of trying the lasagna there.

  2. Peter Tan responded on 24 Nov 2007 at 10:54 pm #

    One tip… if you lau sai… don’t wipe your ass with toilet paper. Rinse. It is cleaner and doesn’t make your “that part” raw.

    Re macaroni and cheese? Why? The macaroni looked back and the cheese showed its tongue?

    Get well soon. Take ORS also.

    rb : i hope bryan read your tip. i tada lau sai. bcoz i puked that out la. kam sia.

  3. The Horny Bitch responded on 28 Nov 2007 at 11:20 am #

    Hope u’re feeling better =)

    rb : feeling better already! thanks!